Chaotic Cupid Cabaret
Line up: Ari & Greg

Slide into our DMs, and see the graveyard of unread messages, U Ups? and unsolicited genitalia pictures. Then rot on the couch with us as we swipe past beautiful, emotionally unavailable lamp posts in search of something vaguely resembling mutual interest. 

Join us for an evening of chaotic matchmaking (and occasional, maybe, unmaking (oepsies)!), where our cupids pull the strings on love’s little disasters with mischief, sharpened aim, and an occasional miss. Featuring a dangerously talented lineup of performers who expose their most questionable choices, relive first dates so bad they probably deserve their own show, and leave you questioning if that was fact or fiction. 

It’s seductive. It’s messy. It’s slightly (very) unhinged. And if you’re lucky, you might even leave with closure. Or at least a story that starts with, “So I met them on stage at a cabaret show..."