Dinner at Café Gilde
Line up: Bob "Mad Bob" Hartley

When the wind's on the belly, the belligerent get winded, and they wind up belying their gently rent feelings with general malaise and a hankering for mayonnaise.

Unlike the pretentious description here, the dinner will be humble, satisfying, and above all delicious. What the dish consists of exactly remains to be decided, so if you're allergic to anything and planning to join us, please get in touch in advance to let us know.

We're asking for a minimum donation of €12 for a single course plus a few bits beforehand to keep your mouth busy (a swankier place would call that an amuse bouche).

Visitors to the event at 4bid Gallery at the same time may enjoy a 20% discount; just show your ticket!

Please use the ticketing system here to book a place at a given time. We'll keep your place for you for half an hour. One place is one seat at a table.